(Source: einsteinonacid)

• Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
• English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
• WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
• SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
• Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
• Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
• Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
• California Person: Oh great, more fog.
• Spirit World: Haha.
• Alaska Person: DAMN IT'S NICE OUT.
• Ohio person: Give it ten minutes, it'll change.
• Massachusetts person: This'll either become 100 degrees or 10 below by tomorrow
• omg ohio why is this so accurate

slytherinstyles:

nO IM FINE WHY DO YOU ASK??????

lolsofunny:

“Ask a parent before going online”

(via wtfsofunny)

(Source: friskyserket)

sluttyniall:

“where is my caviar and wine?” louis asks confusedly as he enters the jail cafeteria in his diamond studded boots and sequin jumpsuit.

i’m not crying there’s just an ed sheeran in my eye　

(Source: hauntingmydreams)